Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Reason #57 Why My Mom Is Awesome
Me: *goes into her room and sits on the bed*
TV: *plays trailer for Snow White and the Hunstman*
Me: I wanna see that movie..
Mom: Me too..but you know why I wanna see it?
Me: No
Mom: Hemsworth
Me: Oh lord
Mom: Its your fault. You made me watch Thor..and go see The Avengers..and now I loves me some Thor..I LOVES ME SOME THOR!
Me: Okay well we can see it
Mom: Wanna know why I loves me some Thor?
Me: Why?
Mom: *spins her arm in circles like Thor when hes spinning Mjolnir about to fly*
Me: Wow...thats it?
Mom: No..*holds hand out like Thor does when he's waiting for Mjolnir to come to him*
Me: ....
Mom: YOU CANT TELL ME THAT ISNT THE SHIT!
TRUE FUCKING STORY IT JUST HAPPENED xD
I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics
excellent
You beautiful, wonderful human being.
YES
This is a big fat WIN
Want a bigger win? They responded:
This is the most glorious thing I’ve ever seen.
THE DEED SHALL BE DONE. HAWRGOIAHWORGI YES, PLEASE
bby
obviously the coolest cat on earth
Obama: In the same day he declares his support for same-sex marriage he also declares he is a Coulson fan boy.
Winner.
Thank you Mr. President ;)
(Source: somethingveryodd)
Watching the Avengers
Captain America: Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
Some guy in the theater: SHERLOCK HOLMES
So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
(Source: listenxforgive)
(Source: 10-74)
